© Nachum Danzig 2006-13
- The problems of the Jewish people are because we did not say au revoir to
the erev rav. april 2006
- After six years a new car should be retired. april 2006
- The tree doesn't fall far from the egg. (just silly) april 2006
- Prostitutes would never get paid if it weren't for their unions. July 2006
- Some men are egotestical. March 2008
- When he runs, my dog has pants. December 2007
- Name for cook in greasy spoon restaurant: Iphraim. Feb 2008
- Name for boy with cronic earaches: Meir Hertz. Feb 2008
- The fastest land animal always wins races because he is a cheata'. Dec 2007
- When the Huns retreated from the West, some were left behind because they had
stopped to take a leak. When they called to their bretheren to wait for them, the
Huns replied, "We're goin', you're peein'." Henceforth they were called the Europeans.
- What do call a bad noodle pudding? Lukshon Hora. 18March2008
- Why was an extra day need to kill enemies in Shushan? Because some of
the enemies where off having their shoes-shined.
- How do we know Achoshverash was a woman? Because he is the sister of
Veresh (Achos Veresh). This also proves he was Ashkenazi.
- What do you call a bug that the programmer tells you is a feature? a
Beature (rhymes with pitcher). march 2008
How did Adam keep the fig leaf in place? He conFigured it . April 2008
- How did Yuri Gagarin get to be the first man to orbit the Earth? Because he was Rushin.
- Never call an apple torte an apple cake, you might be misconstrudeled. 7 May 2008
- What's the name of Mr Take's illegitimate daughter? Miss Take.
- If you drink a banana, the banana will be drunk.
- To commemorate the Arab's rejection of the UN partition plan, they named a city after
the rejection: UM el Fahkem.
- ein twe spring in de zee, drie, fier, ik heb geen bier five ses, ik slag you mit mein mees, zeven oct, ik heft ji en pox.
- Someone who like walking: pedophile.
- Prayer for less endowed man: tefilla leshalosh raglayim. 8 jun 2008
- A Jewish hacker from the 1970's: Alter hacker. 8 jun 2008
- A Talush Maskoret that got lost: Talush LaTrek.
- Why did the drunk stop in the middle of thowing up? Other things came up. Feb 2009
- When a Turkish carpet salesman tries to persuade you that the carpet he is selling is antique, you know it
is a load of Istambull. Feb 2009
- A farmer should put his seeds in his mouth if he really wants to suckseed. Feb 2009
- What do call a dumb person who gets into Oxford University? An oxymoron.
- What did the hermit crab say when he left home? I shell return. April 2009
- Which of the prophets was the best fed? Hava cook. April 2009
- A monkey was arrested for stealing bananas. Now he is appealing.
- Judaism isn't sexist. All 7 of the prophetesses were female. April 2009
- The whale died of starvation because he was beyond kelp. 16 May 2009
- I find lemon rinds appealing. Jan 2010
- The writings of one of the Apostles is a Paulling. jan 2010
- Why did the man who did not like celery in his soup drop the soup from a great height? He wanted to ex-celerate it.
- Cleaning a toilet is not always fecable. Oct 2010
- IP Conflict: Two men vying for the toilet. Jan 2011
- He connected the network card just in the NIC of time. Feb 2011
- When is a ph not a ph? When it's a diphthong. Mishap feb 2011
- What are the [analogous] anomalous anonymous anemones phenomenon? Mar 2011
- non-sensence: anomalous anonymous anemones phenomenon
- Either pay attention or pay the teacher! may 2011
- At a urinal one should read European litterature. May 2011
- It is a very unusual word that has three u's. June 2012
- When the street cleaner came near the Mayor's driveway, the Mayor asked him, 'Please wipe my asphalt'. Dec 2013